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When Family Borrowing Goes Out of Control: A Shockingly Over-Engineered Solution

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A neighbor rigged their Steam Deck with a brutal anti-theft system. Here’s a lighthearted look at simpler, more effective alternatives.

Aug 31, 2026 2 min read2 picks

A neighbor took gaming security to a whole new level, rigging their Steam Deck with spikes and tasers to keep relatives at bay. Because, you know, simply hiding it was too mainstream. Who needs a chill family vibe, right?

Hey, if you're tired of your Steam Deck disappearing into the black hole of family borrowing, here's a wild idea: maybe don’t equip it with a mini shock machine. Sure, it’s flashy, but did you ever think that some physical security might do the job without the family drama?

Imagine family members tiptoeing around a taser alert while you enjoy some uninterrupted gaming bliss. That’s one way to keep your gaming time sacred. But let’s be real—hiding it might not have given you the same thrill.

We get it: desperate times call for shocking measures. But there are way easier and less chaotic ways to safeguard your gear. Think about it.
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Steam Deck carrying case with lock/security cable attachment point

Steam Deck carrying case with lock/security cable attachment point

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      Low‑force alarmed security cable lock

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